May 2013
130 posts
overaaalls:
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
larrylustful:
HARRY AND LOUIS MORPHED INTO ONE OH MY GOD
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
dionthesocialist:
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
vvant:
advice for having the best life ever:
dont have a crush
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
stayy0ungandwild:
opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
oasis-will-liveforever:
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
prettyandrebellious:
do u ever feel like no one actually wants to talk to you or even likes you
Lawl everyday.
I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
